It seems I look like crap

Where is my pregnancy glow? I've heard rumors about the beautiful skin, thick, shiny hair, and awesome nails pre-natal vitamins bestow on moms-to-be. Lies! How do I know I look horrible? Everyone keeps telling me!

Okay, the words "You look horrible" haven't come out of anyone's mouth... yet.

But every day people are telling me in so many little ways that pregnancy does NOT look good on me.

Here is what I hear all day. "Are you OK?" "Is everything all right?" "What's the matter?" "How are you feeling?" "You look tired." "You look really tired." "Are you feeling tired?" "You look peaked." AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!

Guess what, I AM TIRED! You telling me I look tired doesn't make me less tired, nor does it help me in ANY WAY! Now, you may be thinking..... Oh, you're being too sensitive. People are just concerned... Okay, if you're concerned about me in my delicate condition here are the ways I would like you to express your concern:

• Have a seat.
• Let me get that for you.
• Here's some money.